urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes so insightful you'll poop yur pants so insightful you'll poop yur pants 2003-12-03T09:41:18Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes:1437 2003-12-03T09:41:18Z 2003-12-03T09:41:18Z i'm stealing this one from a-dam<br /><br />today he was talking about this woman at work named mary and how she talks about her miniature pincher and calls it her min-pin and the first time adam heard her say that he was thinking, 'but mary, you're half japanese! how could you call an asian person that?' <br /><br />ldskfhdsjkfhd urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes:1137 2003-11-23T22:31:02Z 2003-11-23T22:31:02Z I have a new word! <br />In a bad mood= Pooh-legged<br /><br />"Aw, honey, had a rough day at work? Are you pooh-legged?" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes:1019 2003-11-21T09:30:57Z 2003-11-21T09:32:14Z adam told me that in the mens room at b&n, that there is a toilet that's clogged and people keep pooping on top of it. like, its a mountain of poop so i called it, machu poochu. <br /><br />which in ancient qechua (incan) means, old poo mountain. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes:678 2003-11-10T06:56:20Z 2003-11-10T06:57:05Z bwahahaha on a couple that just got married thats like 90 something years old:<br /><br />"man, they must be 1,000 years old. instead of getting married by a priest they were married by a paleontologist"<br /><br />-maria a's dad urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:adamquotes:296 2003-11-09T07:08:54Z 2003-11-09T07:08:54Z "I made a squwushie in my tushie" - Adam on people who poop in the barnes and noble bathroom.<br /><br />"I love Hilary clinton- even if she had a factory to make babies to work in sweatshops."<br /><br />Adam P